The Discrete black pinstripes neckgator. It's made of a super-soft and seamless polyester that'll keep your mug warm without causing people to run away when they see you, not that your neerd ever did that, and it's fully breathable to keep your mustachsicles to a minimum. You can switch things up, too, and rock it on your head to keep the sweat off when you're hiking for pow turns or shredding some summer single track. #rockdiscrete 

Neckgator.  Headband.  Face cover.  Nose holder upper.  Whatever you call the Discrete Neckgator, it has a million and a half uses.  The super-soft and seamless polyester has a great feel and is still incredibly breathable.  

Perfect for fly fishing to keep your face out of the sun (and bugs) or roll it into a headband if you're hitting the trails for a run or approach to your favorite bouldering spot.  

Neckbeards are totally rad, and the ladies obviously can't get enough, but maybe it's time to try something a little less scruffy to keep the snow off, like the Discrete Neckgator. It's made of a super-soft and seamless polyester that'll keep your mug warm without causing people to run away when they see you, not that your neerd ever did that, and it's fully breathable to keep your mustachsicles to a minimum. You can switch things up, too, and rock it on your head to keep the sweat off when you're hiking for pow turns or shredding some summer singletrack.

The Discrete snow camo neckgator. It's made of a super-soft and seamless polyester that'll keep your mug warm without causing people to run away when they see you, not that your neerd ever did that, and it's fully breathable to keep your mustachsicles to a minimum. You can switch things up, too, and rock it on your head to keep the sweat off when you're hiking for pow turns or shredding some summer singletrack.

It's a pretty good bet that all the "skiers" from LA and New York are rocking similar puffy jackets when they're hitting the town after a day on the slopes. We're not into similar, though, which is why we gave the women's Icon Down Puffy Jacket a whole lot of unique style to keep you distinct from the hordes of flavored-vodka-drinking, green-circle cruising ladies. The Icon's loaded up with super-warm 90/10 down that's sewn into horizontal baffles on the body to prevent the insulation from shifting and complimented by a super-stylish quilted pattern on the upper body and hood, to keep you from blending into the puffy-clad masses on Main Street.

Weather happens even when you're downtown, so the Icon's polyester-lined nylon shell has been treated to be 10K waterproof and 8K breathable. If you're so far ahead that you can take a break, pull your hands out of the zippered pockets and slip your phone into the inner stash, because you're gonna need both hands to make enough snowballs to properly "welcome" those slowpokes home. #rockdiscrete 

When that chair-bumping cutie tells you to meet her under tower three at midnight, you're not gonna say no, even if it takes you two hours to walk there. The hike will go by in no time, though, when you're tramping up the hill in the Swift Puffy Down Jacket, practicing your best lines, hoping your mustache is properly twirled, and wondering if your pants are too tight (Or what if they're not tight enough?). It's a lot to worry about, but at least you'll be warm in the down-filled Swift, which combines a quilted nylon shell, printed polyester taffeta lining, and 8K waterproof and 10K breathable coating to keep you feeling like a boss on cold nights like this.

It's getting a little swampy as you hike, but the Swift's mesh-lined pit zips have you covered. Just pop them open for a shot of cool air, flip back the hood, and pick up the pace, because it's 10 minutes to midnight and you're only at tower one. Maybe you're a little nervous, too, but that's why you stashed some liquid courage in the internal pocket have a sip, and once you're feeling braver you can knock out the last few hundred yards, find a good spot to post up, and figure out which combination of waiting pose and opening line is going to make you look the coolest.

Whether you're tuning skis, kicking back in the hammock, or playing a game of Chinese Checkers, the 100% cotton Arch logo T-Shirt will give you a certain undefinable radness. It might not actually make you more interesting or better looking, but it'll make people think you're more interesting and better looking, which is really what life is all about.

While you're sweating and panting to get up that mountain, she will already be at the top, eating her summit snack, and deciding where camp should be set up.